Situación: clase de doctrina social de la iglesia en el colegio
Prof.: Chicos, y saben quien era el Cirineo?
Compañero: pssss! Marquitos, Quien era?
Marxs: fácil, era como Gepeto pero judío.
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Situación: conversación sobre el historial clínico de cada uno
- ahh claro, es un problema degenerativo
- si, seguro! Yo soy un degenerado!
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Situación: 3am preparando el bolso para ir a jugar paintball.
Marxs: ¿Y que me importa!? La puedo restituir o negrearlo sin que nadie sepa
Tarada: se te van a venir encima todas las ONG's de derechos humanos habidas y por haber
Marxs: ¿Decime cuantas personas no querrían un esclavo?
Tarada: jajajajaja
Marxs: Y que mas quieren ellos, encima q les doy un lugar donde dormir y comida … un sueldo? ja!
Situación: En la caja del super, poniendo las cosas en las bolsas
V.: uhhh! Que inútil! ¿No sabes abrir una bolsa?
Marxs: Disculpame, pero yo pago a gente para que haga esto.
UPDATE!
situacion: En casa de Lu, chateando y viendo este video
Marxs: *ve como Lu se movia y bailaba sentada moviendo las manos de un lado al otro* - Yo pensaba que era el unico boludo que bailaba viendo ese video!
Lu: ayyy!!! me olvide que estabas al lado! Que vergueza! yo siempre bailo asi cuando estoy sola!
Marxs: JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJ! Tarada! jajajajajajaja
16 comentarios:
jajajaja eso de degenerado me encantó buen post, saludos
Pense que habias abandonado el blog.-
Totalmente con la ultima situacion,
dentro de precio del producto esta el sueldo del cajero,
a laburar loko... mi plata vale.
A mí también me gusto lo del degenerado [la conversación, jaja].
Pero... qién es Cirineo?
quién carajo es cirineo? jajaja
y concuerdo totalmente con lo de tener esclavos, yo los llamaría lacayos (mucho xica da silva, la novela) xD
Herejes! (Hablo) el Cirineo era el que llevo ayudo a llevar la cruz a Jesus.
Meme: no, no lo abandone, seguia leyendo los blogs, pero tenia una fiaca tremenda de comentar o postear algo en el mio.
JaJaJaJaJaJa
Ahora sí me dio risa lo de Gepeto!
JaJaJaJaJaJa
Jajajaja.. me encantó la última platica. Cuanta razón! Nos volvemos unos inutiles, pero eso no importa siempre y cuando tengamos dinero para pagarle a otros por hacerlo.
que verguenza por dio!!!
jajajajajaja
OMG JAJAJAJA
ahora se lo q significaaaa amigo geek
:)
te quiero tharado
luciana
Aunque muchas veces siente la necesidad de alejarse y distanciarse de la gente, pero otras veces es bastante social si esta con las personas indicadas.
No se cómo entré a tu blog, pero leí eso y dije WHOA, se parece bastante a mi!
Saludos muchacho, que andes bien :)
ooof no no, nada que ver
no conozco salta, no conozco el 5A pero veo friends al menos hahah
y bandas? mm..hay muchas, no se, yo las busqué por una radio: http://www.lastfm.com
no había leído lo de cirineo jajaj, gracias por hacerme acordar (?).
y la frase esa no sé de que libro es, estaba en una librería y abrí un libro y leí esa frase y dije oh dios.
así que sinceramente no sé que libro lo tenía xD
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